Saturday, June 13, 2009

I wrote to Kroger corporate recently and here's the response I got:Thank you for contacting the Kroger Co. Please see the coupon policy for your area below:Internet Coupon Policy ALL Banner Stores!! * We only accept printable coupons if they scan properly at checkout.* We do not accept "FREE product" printable coupons, with no purchase requirement. Buy-one-get-one-free coupons and other values that have a purchase requirement are acceptable but will be MUCH less common than traditional value-off coupons. * We do not accept coupons for more than about 75% of a product's value without advance notice. Legitimate PAH coupons will not be for a high value relative to the cost of the item. For example, a $2 off coupon will be acceptable for a product that normally sells for $5 or more, but a $2 off printable coupon for a product that sells for $2.25 is unlikely to be legitimate. * Coupons will be rejected if they appear out of proportion or blurry, or are obvious duplicates. Legitimate PAH coupons are never copied, sold or traded. Nearly all coupons are "non-transferable" meaning they should not be photocopied or scanned and distributed to others. * Coupons will be rejected if they appear to have been altered in any way. * The coupons may be in color or black and white.Double Coupons:* Manufacturer coupons $.50 or less Will Be "Doubled" when a Plus Card is used. * Manufacturer coupons $.51 or greater will be redeemed at face value. * This Does Not apply to "Free", Kroger, Catalina, Retail Food Store coupons, Electronic Coupons on the Kroger Plus Card or items prohibited by law.Pharmacy Coupons:* Does accept Competitor Pharmacy coupons.* Cannot use LCM or Competitor Coupons in conjunction with the $4 Generic Program.General Coupon Policy:* Only accepts two (2) Internet coupons per manufacturer, per product, per visit, per day. * The store manager has the right to accept, decline, or limit the use of ANY coupon upon view. * The store manager has the right to limit the Quantity of coupons/items used/purchased in a single transaction, by a single customer, or in a single day * Does Not accept expired manufacturer coupons.* Limit One (1) manufacturer coupon per item. Amount refunded cannot exceed the price of the item.* Customer is responsible for tax on all items even "Free" itemsI hope this helps anyone with questions :smile:
IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTINGLOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFEAND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK.. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HEWAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER.SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS.SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD. ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER. HE SAID, 'HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT.' 'ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU.''WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE.'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

coupon preview for 6/14/2009

Smartsource
A.1. Steak Sauce or Marinade, any variety - $2.00 off any 1 (x7/14)(2)Air Wick Aerosols – B2G2 up to $2.40 (doesn’t specify each or max value) (x7/26)Betty Crocker Fruit Shapes, Fruit by the Foot, Fruit Gushers, Fruit Roll-ups, or Fruit Stickerz Fruit Flavored Fruit Snacks – 50 cents off any 2 (x8/8)Blue Diamond Oven Roasted Almonds, 8oz jars – 75 cents off any 2 (x9/14)Bonine product (all day non-drowsy motion sickness relief) - $1.00 off any 1 (x9/30)Brut Antiperspirant or Deodorant product – 55 cents off any 1 (x7/31)Brut Fragrance Product - $1.00 off any 1 (x7/31)Bumble Bee Premium Tuna Pouch, 2.5 or 5oz - $1.00 off any 1 (x9/30)Castiva product (arthritis pain relief) - $2.00 off any 1 (x11/30)Cheerios (original, honey nut, berry burst, frosted, fruity, multigrain, apple cinnamon, yogurt burst, crunch, or banana nut) - $1.00 off any 2 (x7/25)Cheerios Snack Mix, any size/flavor – 50 cents off any 1 (x8/8)Chex Cereals (rice, corn, wheat, honey nut, chocolate, multi-bran, strawberry, or cinnamon) - $1.00 off any 2 (x7/25)Colgate Visible White Toothpaste - $1.00 off any 1 (x7/4)Cottonelle Flushable Moist Wipes, (2) 42ct tubs or refills OR (1) 84ct+ refill – 50 cents off (x7/25)Cottonelle Toilet Paper, (2) any OR (1) 12pk+ - 50 cents off any 1 (x7/25)Cottonelle Ultra or Aloe&E Toilet Paper, 4pk+ - 50 cents off any 1 (x7/25)Daisy Brand Cottage Cheese - $1.00 off any 2 (x9/18)Dentyne Gum, bottles or multipacks - $1.00 off any 2 (x8/9) DND-5Dole Canned Juice, 46oz or 6oz-6pk – 50 cents off any 1 (x9/12)Edwards Singles frozen pie - $1.00 off any 2 (x8/30) DND-5Edy’s Dips 10ct Snack Bags, or 9oz Frozen Snacks, OR Edy’s Fruit Bars 6, 12 or 24ct - $1.00 off any 2 (x8/14)Fresh Express Sweet Tender Greens, Tender Ruby Reds, or Gourmet CafĂ© Salads – 55 cents off any 2 (x8/31)Haagen-Dazs Snack Size Bars 6ct OR Ice Cream Bars 3ct - $1.00 off any 2 (x8/14)Huggies Pull-ups Training Pants, jumbo pack+ - $2.00 off any 1 (x7/18)John Frieda Collection product (root awakening, sheer blonde, frizz-ease, luxurious volume, brilliant brunette, radiant red, or luminous color glaze) - $1.00 off any 1 (x7/31) E-T-SJohn Frieda Root Awakening product - $3.00 off any 1 (x7/31) E-T-SJohnsonville BOLD Smoked Sausage – 35 cents off any 1 (x7/31)Kotex Lightdays Pantiliners, 34ct+ - 75 cents off any 1 (x8/8)Kotex Pads - $1.00 off any 1 (x8/8)Kotex Security Tampons, 18ct+ - 75 cents off any 1 (x8/8)Kraft Barbecue Sauce, any variety – 75 cents off any 1 (x7/14)L’Oreal HIP Eye or Lip product - $2.00 off any 1 (x9/6)L’Oreal Mascara, Eye Shadow, or Eyeliner - $1.00 off any 1 (x9/6)Lanacane Spray or Cream - $1.00 off any 1 (x9/14)Listerine Agent Cool Blue OR Smart Rinse 500mL - $1.00 off any 1 (x5/31/10)Listerine Total Care anticavity mouthwash, 500mL+ OR Whitening Pre-Brush Rinse, 16fl oz+ - $1.00 off any 1 (x5/31/10)Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolving Strips or Pen OR Rembrandt Whitening Kit - $3.00 off any 1 (x5/31/10)Listerine Antiseptic 500mL+ OR Plax Rinse, any OR Efferdent 78ct+ OR Listerine Pocketpaks 24ct+ OR Listerine Pocketmist, any – 50 cents off any 1 (x5/31/10)Maalox Liquid - $1.50 off any 1 (x9/30)Maalox products - $3.00 off any 2 (x9/30)MidNite or MidNite PM - $1.00 off any 1 (x12/31)Midol PM or Midol Liquid Gels - $2.00 off any 1 (x9/14)Midol, 16ct+ - $1.00 off any 1 (x9/14)Miracle Whip, 32oz jar - $1.00 off any 1 (x7/21)Nestle Drumstick Lil Drums 10ct, OR Drumstick 4ct or 8ct, OR Eskimo Pie 6ct or 12ct - $1.00 off any 2 (x8/14)One A Day product, 12ct+ - $2.00 off any 1 (x9/30)Oreo Cakesters, 10.5oz-12oz - $1.00 off any 1 (x7/13)Oscar Mayer Deli Creations Sandwiches - $1.00 off any 2 (x8/9)PediaSure MIR FORM – Buy (1) 6-pack PediaSure, Mail original form, dated cash register receipt and UPC – up to $12.99 rebate (dates valid - 6/7 to 7/31)Pepperidge Farm Whole Grain Bread – 55 cents off any 1 (x9/13)Philips Norelco Arcitec Razor - $20.00 off any 1 (x7/31)Philips Norelco Replacement Head - $5.00 off any 1 (x7/31)Philips Norelco Speed-XL (8200 series) Razor or Nivea For Men Shaving System - $10.00 off any 1 (x7/31)Pop-Secret Microwave Popcorn, boxes - $1.00 off any 2 (x7/26)Purex Complete 3-in-1 Laundry Sheets - $2.00 off any 1 (x7/31)Purex Ultra Concentrate or Natural Elements Laundry Detergent – 35 cents off any 1 (x7/31)Purina Beneful Snackin Slickes dog snacks, any size - $1.00 off any 1 (x9/14)Purina Busy Bone Mini 6.5oz OR Busy Bone any size/variety - $1.00 off any 1 (x9/14)Purina Busy Rollhide dog treat, any size/variety - $1.00 off any 1 (x9/14)Purina Friskies Party Mix, 2.1oz pouch – BOGO up to $1.71 value (x9/30)Purina Mighty Dog Canned Dog food - 5.5oz can FREE up to $1.00 OR Save $1.00 on (1) 12ct or 24ct Variety Pack (x8/3)Reach Dental Floss (E-T-S) OR Reach Access Flosser - $1.00 off any 1 (x5/31/10)Reach Toothbrush OR Value pack - $1.00 off any 1 (x5/31/10)(2)Rhodes Warm-N-Serv Rolls - $1.00 off any 1 (x9/31)Rold Gold Pretzels, 7oz+ - $1.00 off any 2 (x7/25) *Limit one per customerSchick Quattro Titanium Razor - $4.00 off any 1 (x7/27)Schick Quattro Titanium Refill - $4.00 off any 1 (x7/27)Science Diet Nature’s Best Dry Dog Food 22 or 30lb bag OR Nature’s Best Cat Food 12lb bag - $5.00 off any 1 (x8/30) DND-5Science Diet Nature’s Best Dry Dog Food or Cat Food - $3.00 off any 1 (x7/31) DND-5Scott Extra Soft Bath Tissue, 8+ rolls - $1.00 off (x7/26)Scott Long Lasting Roll or Mega Roll Paper Towels, 4+ rolls - $1.00 off (x7/26)Silk Soymilk, half gallons - $1.25 off any 2 (x7/31)Spray ‘n Wash Max – 50 cents off any 1 (x7/26)Spray ‘n Wash product – 50 cents off any 1 (x7/26)Visine product - $1.00 off any 1 (x9/30)Visine Totality Multi-Symptom Relief OR Total Eye Soothing Wipes - $3.00 off any 1 (x9/30)Woolite Carpet and Upholstery Cleaner - $1.00 off any 1 (x7/31)Ziploc Brand Flexible Totes or Big Bags - $1.00 off any 1 (x8/7)Zone, single or multi-pack – 55 cents off any 1 (x8/31) *Limit one coupon per transaction.
Today was a wonderful day. Our family Dr. had called monday saying that my husband had dementia. The rest of the family and I were sick with worry. Today we took him to a neurogists. My husband does not have dementia, instead the med. he is on has been causing him memory problems.Thank you Jesus.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Lord am I mad. I had told my daugther in-law that the K-mart in Winchester was doubling coupons. She stopped on her way back to Lexington. Well to say the least they were NOT doubling coupons and never had. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE PERSON WHO ANSWERED THE PHONE AT THE Winchester K-mart and told me they were going to double coupons from 6/7/09 threw 6/13/09

Sunday, June 7, 2009

we had a really good Church service today. Its so beautiful here the sun is shining its not to hot.
Thanks for all the hard work each of you do to teach us babies how to use coupons.